Obama’s Sister Arrested Overnight, Faces 10 Years In Prison

Maya Obama, sister of former President Barack Obama has landed in some hot water recently and is now facing up to 10 years in prison.

The black sheep sibling has a history of getting in trouble, hence why no one knows of her. The Obama dynasty has kept her under wraps until now. At this point, their money is meaningless because there are still a few reporters out there with some ethics.

It all started when Maya went on a day trip into the city. Of course, everyone knows if you go to the city, you will need to take plenty of change with you for the parking meters. She did not do this. Consequently, she only had a quarter for her spot.

She parked and went on her merry way, just like an Obama would. But, she was late arriving back to her car — late by 45 seconds! That’s 15 cents on our books.

Well, the meter maid, in all her glory, was there waiting for her. Sandy Batt, who has been on the force for 18 years said this was the first time she ever experienced a combatant like Obama.

“Oh, she was mad. She cussed the hat right off my head, yes she did. I had to put it back on three times. THREE TIMES!

Well, we just don’t take kindly to that kind of behavior. I warned her that I had the authority to arrest her. She didn’t listen. While she wasn’t being physical, I knew my life was at risk. So, I tased her — four times.

At that point, she was madder than a hornet. But, she was also kind of convulsing from the electricity charging through her body. Involuntarily, she slammed into me and collapsed to the ground. That’s when it was clear she was resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.

I called for back up and we arrested her on the spot.”

If convicted, Maya Obama faces 10 years in prison without a chance for parole. They need to throw the book at her! She’s a violent criminal who has no business being on our streets.